What to do when the neighbours are assholes!~
Posted by Khushal Khan on August 27th, 2007 in Personal
My neighbours are really Assholes! I don’t know why i am so much angry today but i had to pen down something here and didn’t thought of a better topic than this. It is said “Neighbours and Guests are a blessing of God, they have Mighty Big Rights”. Yes they do, but someone forgot to mention good neighbours:( .
In the area of Abbottabad, just a few footsteps from the PMA where i live, almost 90% people have car’s in there home, the streets are really thinny and specially our street is as thin as could hardly let go to cars (not big cars) one time. Unfortunately although in a city of Abbottabad its a blessing, the pain is that we got neighbours like Mr.XYZ. Yes!!!, firstly they have a Farm in the middle of Cantonment Residential Area right next to there home that unfortunately lies on the front of our house, although its a really good and clean farm as compared to the ordinary ones but illegal is illegal and the corn that grows there attracts many many billions of flies that bite every part of my body at night when i am in the lounge sitting on the computer and preparing my brains and eyes for damage. Secondly there is not a single day i remember that they parked there cars in the correct place, if you park on the street at least leave room for another car to go but NO, everytime i have to drive out (mostly to bring internet cards or for food) i have to honk the horns for a good 4-5 minutes, this happens daily, i learnt from a movie that when someone is giving you pain pretend that you’re enjoying it. Crap Crap!!! i’ve tried everything, gave smiles to the driver,uncle, etc, even shown my anger pressing the horn continously but these assholes would never park there car in the right place. Not only me and my dad but infact the entire street who have there house afterwards these maracon’s are suffering but everyone is quiet.
I wanna fight, i really wanna fight!!! This is happening since at least more than a year or so when we shifted last year here and don’t know since when are the other neighbours bearing it but no i won’t. I’ve had enough of it, i just came outside facing the same old shit again, having to stand for a good 5 minutes in the sun and the uncle would come out with his half a dozen grand-children giving me smiles,placing the cubs in the car and than taking its ass off my face. We have no relations with these neighbours, its natural since in City’s its a common thing. I don’t even know who live by my left and right but there is one thing i know, if you have no relation than you are ought to keep BAD RELATIONS! Yes,Yes!!! I have only 3 days left here and before going to Peshawar and the hostel i really want to teach them a lesson, although its more a fun controlling them with just the honk of a horn but its certainly not enjoyable.! Give me a good suggestion or i’ll end up showing my EVIL PATHAN!
August 27th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
how mean...i am sure the uncle doesnt even know you hate him so much....why dont you just blurt all of this is out and maybe he would understand...but if he doesnt then...uhem uhem...
August 27th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
why don't you do this ...
what you think evil or you want much more ethical kind of a lesson
write them a note telling him all this and what is disturbing you and stuff like that if no replay then you just go a little drastic block his car or some thing and make him honk for ten min. rather than 5 min. that you do that would be a nice way to end your stay at home now wouldn't
August 28th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
i think you should just try telling them politely...the reason why it wasnt mentioned that only GOOD neighbours and guests are a blessing is because ALL neighbours and guests are a blessing. you just need ti handle them the right way..it may take them time to realise it but it'll happen eventually!
August 28th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
heheheheehhehehehe alll girls commented here telling you what to do sooo telll what did u do
August 29th, 2007 at 6:04 am
LOLZ! Just imagine how would you react when 3 WOMEN are giving you suggestions;) though i love the first idea.
Besides i blogged it cos i was really angry at that time, but you won't believe the more idiot neighbours we have in the front, the more great Neighbours we have on the right side of our home(though there kids make alot of noise but there elder's are just amazing,extremely religious and modern Islamic people).
Besides i wanted to do something prior to my getting back to hostels but my Father would never like it me going on a row with someone so.....:P
August 29th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
lols thats what i thought a gentle man always keeps his peace and lets go of problems like these, thats the joy of life these things are very original things you would grow up and laugh about them.
so, who cares if that man doesn't have any sense of being courteous to his neighbors. i think what you should do is just tell him very nicely, if he doesn't listen then forget about it.
August 29th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
oh i saw your comment on canteen kahani .. cool huh i mean seriously nice plot of a PAkistani drama's not that wonderful but very new and fresh!!! and they actually have blogging sites : the main characters Sarmad, jassim, and hira. interesting huh
August 30th, 2007 at 5:23 am
my 2 cents : talk it over.... or bash their car
thats being a pathan now.... okay I m not insulting you, Im a pathan myself 
peace
-mE
August 30th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
hey, thanks for the words on my blog, though before you think I m a pushto expert, I barely know it. I m the yousuf zai side wala pathan
the colours..it's a gola ganda design
peace
-mE
August 31st, 2007 at 1:54 am
hmmmmm, just happened to read a painful part of your life and wished I could've been your neighbour, not for any other reason but only for the fact that I love (and of course experienced in, as well) puncturing cars and as you mentioned the availability of cars my domain could have been well settled there. And probably puncturing that particular neighbour's car would have given you some relaxation as well.
Anyways, will pray for you!
August 31st, 2007 at 4:27 pm
lolZz....good idea to get suggestions. well i just say tht infrom your honourable neighbour about your trouble... fighting on little issues creats problems so stay away some neightbours are idiots by birth.